Who’s watching your kids?

My friend called and said, “Hey I’m here baby sitting. Come over and lets watch the game.” On my way over, I was thinking to myself,” he can’t be there alone.”
Oh yes he was!
Submitted by: Mark

My friend called and said, “Hey I’m here baby sitting. Come over and lets watch the game.” On my way over, I was thinking to myself,” he can’t be there alone.”
Oh yes he was!
Submitted by: Mark

What happens when your friend drives an excursion, you have a blazer, and its dark out? She backs into your truck!! She payed for the door to be replaced…we still have to give her sh!t though
Submitted by: desiree

My husband and I USED to have a friend that was a bit of a screw up. By screw up, I mean, he was a compulsive liar that believed he was good at everything. One thing he claimed to be good at was taking pictures, as you can see by our marriage photos. He claimed it was just the camera, but after this and several other incidents, we are no longer friends. Strangely, there are a lot less things that have screwed up since the friendship ended.

Submitted by: Ashton

I had two friends who kept ending up homeless. I let them live in my guest room. They never had the money to pay me rent, but always had money for drugs. They frequently broke things that they would hide from me, including an antique rug they burned when smoking in the living room, a place they were not suppose to smoke. The woman borrowed my clothing without asking, and one weekend they borrowed my suitcases. And loaned them to some one else.
Within 8 months they managed to break my washer & dryer, run up my cable bill, and utilities. I got so far behind in paying my mortgage I ended up in foreclosure.
Now I live in a crappy apartment, my credit rating is in the gutter, and they are couch surfing once again. They blame me of course.
Submitted by: Fibrowitch
How could you possibly ruin No Shave November? By looking like this…
Submitted by: Megan H.